...Timoni died of typhoid during the first 15 minutes...
Remember Playing Mash in the 2nd grade? Well a friend of a friend found an online version, so I just went on over and played the game. My life turned out perfectly to plan, for like the very first time ever.
Marianne's usual mash results:
Lives in a shack located in an unspecified "3rd world country", drives a paintless, rust-covered VW Rabbit, has 1500 children with the class nose-picker, and works as a trash collector.
TODAY'S mash results:
Lives in a house located in Japan, drives (very appropriately) a blue Honda Element, has 0 children with .... a man who shall remain unnamed... and works as an interior designer!
I MIGHT want a kid someday, I guess... but other than that it was everything I could have hoped for :)