The onion has put out their top 18 headlines of 2005, and some of their highlight-stories of the year. Here are *my* favorites --
1. Bush elected president of Iraq
2. Tsunami, Katrina, Kashmir Earthquake battle for 'Natural Disasty Award'
3. North Korea nukes self in desperate plea for attention
4. Losing Superbowl team gets condolence call from John Kerry
5. Prince Charles marries long-time horse
6. April comes to an end
7. Michael Jackson's reputation for punctuality in ruins
8. NASA announces future shuttle launches will be sudden, and without warning
9. Media ignores cancer struggle of champion unicyclist
10. Rosa Parks not really honored by new bus depot
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